So my girlfriend just read all of my post, she is an English major, and she also said all of my posts had not very good grammar,, so I made this post to see how she appreciates this. I think that I can speak the English language very good, and I challenge all to prove me wrong including spell checker! If anyone would be able to speak the English language it should be me! For it my native tongue and I will bend it to my will! (This is me bending the English language for my benefit) ) Oh and also by the way I do not believe in semi colons, there just this annoying merge between a colon and a comma, but I prefer to use the coloncomma :, its cooler and more fun. Kind of like the exclaiming question:, such a “who me ?!”
P.S. This is John’s girlfriend, and I do not condone this reckless misuse of the English language.
p.P.s. Screw you Spell Check
Well lucky for you John, I don't look at grammar on the blogs.
ReplyDeleteYou're essays on the other hand...
ps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OonDPGwAyfQ
I wanted to comment this because I thought it was really cute! I guess most girlfriends are alike. I seem to notice all the grammar mistakes my boyfriend makes, especially now since he's away at Navy basic training and he seems to always be in a rush when writing letters. I just laugh at it though, and keep it moving since I'm not exactly a English major myself.
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